CHURCH OF TEMMIE
A faith that preaches comfiness, headpats, and vibing.
A faith that preaches comfiness, headpats, and vibing.
THE HOLY HYMNS
THE HOLY HYMNS
Music is the most important form of Temmie worship.
All Temmiests must put on something comfy and vibe at least 3 times a day.
Music is the most important form of Temmie worship.
All Temmiests must put on something comfy and vibe at least 3 times a day.
THE PROPHETS
THE PROPHETS
Bimbus the Younger
Bimbus the Younger
Messenger of Steak Miracles
Lily The Comfy
Lily The Comfy
Holy Mother of Temmie
Mimi The Enlightened
Mimi The Enlightened
Great Interspecies Uniter
THE COMMANDMENTS
THE COMMANDMENTS
Thou shalt pet Temmie daily.
Should thou be unable to pet Temmie, thou shalt temPat in twitch chat.
Thou shalt create Temmie fan art. Like, if you want to.
Thou shalt not disrespect Temmie your queen.
Stay comfy.
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